Original production from CatStuff

Written by Glenda Moore of CatStuff

• Cats aren't threatened by a woman with short hair, or a man with long hair. 
• Cats don't care if you're gay or straight.
• Cats don't care what religion you are.
• Cats don't care whether you're a conservative or a liberal.
• Cats aren't threatened if you earn more than they do. 
• Cats do not care whether you shave your legs. 
• It's ok if a cat rubs up against your best friend. 
• Cats don't have problems expressing affection in public. 
• Cats don't need to wear the latest designer fashions.
• Cats don't care if you wear the same t-shirt and shorts for days on end.
• Cats won't drink beer and pass out on the bathroom floor. 
• Cats do not read at the table, or cut out the coupons before you've read that page. 
• Cats don't brag about whom they have slept with. 
• Cats don't correct your stories.
• Light petting is always enough to satisfy a cat.
• Cats won't complain if you don't make the bed or do the dusting.
• You don't have to worry about the toilet seat being left up.
• Cats don't criticize your friends.
• Cats don't feel threatened by your intelligence. 
• You don't have to wonder if the cat is lying to you.
• Cats don't make up stories about how big the fish was.
• Cats don't make a practice of killing their own species.
• Cats don't mind if you do all the driving. 
• You don't have to live in fear that the cat will hit you.
• Cats don't step on the imaginary brake. 
• Cats don't weigh down your purse with their stuff. 
• Cats (almost) always hit the litterbox. 
• Cats seldom interfere with other people's rights. 
• Cats don't care if you're a few pounds overweight.
• Your cat usually won't leave you for another human.
• You don't have to worry that your cat will do drugs or join a gang.
• Cats won't take permanent possession of the TV remote control.

If cats and dogs can live well together, why can't men and women?